So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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