dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The Olympian is in my bed
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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