I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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