So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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