i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
