any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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