Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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