They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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