it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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