idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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