it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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