I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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