Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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