Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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