Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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