it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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