So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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