Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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