ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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