Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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