i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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