i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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