Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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