that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
50% drunk capacity currently
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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