ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
