the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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