"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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