Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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