If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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