is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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