i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
pray to the hookup gods
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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