I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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