I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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