ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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