so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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