I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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