You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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