He kissed a someone with a penis
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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