It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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