In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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