i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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