in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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