Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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