you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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