Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
