The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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