Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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