it hurts more in the daytime
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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