I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
tell me about the fingering
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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