how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
this will be a night to untag.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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